The Funniest Moments and Quotes of 2008

So I just finished up typing out all of my funny memories and quotes from the year . . . I’ll share with you some of my favorites. To my friends – I hope this brings a smile to your face! I have 7 pages worth – I couldn’t/didn’t want to share a lot to protect the innocent. So here you go:

Funny Moments:

• Olympics – Chris Pushing Jordan into the jaggers –“Ahh it’s a jagger bush you idiot!”
• Getting “pulled over by an Indian with a disco ball in his car
• Reeling in a huge catch only to find out it’s a huge stick!
• Seeing the Rabbit in Monte Python for the first time
• Riley getting mayonnaise in the face then D’Amico got him with the punch game

Funny Quotes:

• 4:12 has definitely made me more popular – Swanson
• Chinese lady – you want a  receipt?– you think I am a machine?
• Aren’t they the Riverside Rabbits? –Ja-Quan
• Never Trust a Fart (Bucket List – Canada haha)
• Why are wives so expensive? They’re worth it!  (QUOTE OF THE YEAR!)
• You’re the appendix of Christ – Wynne Lewis
• I never ask how anyone is – They might tell me – Wynne Lewis
• Welcome to Ministry! -Pastor Moore
• “I pound all my waitresses” – Me (you need to know the context)
• They keep Scooby doo in a cage – write your government – Mark D
• “I Got THONGED! Everywhere I go – THONGED” -Anonymous
• “I wanted to body slam the devil” – Faulk
• Weaver, “Big things come from Texas – big meat!” (At the David Crowder Concert)
• Duffy at Conference “I always thought I’d explain my argument logically and my wife would say, “I’m wrong, you’re right, lets have sex!”
• Gesiel after the Giants won the Super Bowl – YEA IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING…NOTHING… 18-1!!!!
• Zack, ‘I hated football in college, so I shanked a field goal!
• Riley – “Piece of Crap”
• Dr. Phil – Have enough sense as a cow, eat the hay, and spit the sticks
• Me: How did you get a date to homecoming Nuzzo?  Ryan Nuzzo: Why are you still single?

There you have it! Have any funny moments/quotes that you think are worth sharing – let me know

I hope you all had an amazing Christmas!  Here are my last Sunday reflections for 2008:

• The best gift I got for Christmas was a book – “The Alchemest”
• I’m convinced one of the best gifts you can give are books – make sure you write on the inside cover! It makes a difference!
• I got to spend some time with my dad and sister – it was great – I love them both so much!
• I saw 3 movies so far this break: 7 Pounds (Must see), Valkyrie (worth seeing once), Marley and Me (No comment)
• Almost done with Keith Moore’s series on Diligence – it is changing my life – Definitely worth listening to!
• I’ve almost done with my 2008 year end review – it’s been incredible spending a ton of time with God – I am so pumped for what He has in store in 2009 – Whew!
• Here are all the articles/blog posts I thought were worth reading this week

I hope you all have an amazing new year!

This book was actually a gift to me for Christmas – it ended up being the best gift I got all Christmas! (P.S. I think books make some of the greatest gifts ever – especially when you write in the covers). Let me first refer you to another review by Ben Rath here – he loved this book as well!

This book is different from the ones I usually read – it’s a fiction novel – but it changed my life. This is a top 5 all time book on my list and a new requirement for anyone who loves to read!

Here are some of my favorite takeaways:

• “It’s the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting”

• “To realize ones destiny is a persons only real obligation”

• “He had to choose between something he was accustomed to – and something he wanted to do”

• “If you can concentrate always on the present – you’ll be a happy man.”

• “Someday – this morning will just be a memory”

• “The closer one gets to realizing his dream, the more difficult things become”

• “Another person was there – to help him toward his personal legend”

• “In pursuing your dreams – you might lose everything you’ve won”

• “Every second of the search is an encounter with God – when I was truly searching for my treasure, every day has been luminous, because I’ve known that every hour was a part of the dream that I would find it. When I’ve truly been searching for my treasure, I’ve discovered things along the way I would have never seen had I not had the courage to try things that seemed impossible for a shepherd to achieve.”

• “When you are loved – you can do anything in creation”

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