The Best of 2008 (Part 5)

December 29, 2008 in Blog,My Life with 2 Comments

The Funniest Moments and Quotes of 2008

So I just finished up typing out all of my funny memories and quotes from the year . . . I’ll share with you some of my favorites. To my friends – I hope this brings a smile to your face! I have 7 pages worth – I couldn’t/didn’t want to share a lot to protect the innocent. So here you go:

Funny Moments:

Olympics – Chris Pushing Jordan into the jaggers –“Ahh it’s a jagger bush you idiot!”
Getting “pulled over by an Indian with a disco ball in his car
Reeling in a huge catch only to find out it’s a huge stick!
Seeing the Rabbit in Monte Python for the first time
Riley getting mayonnaise in the face then D’Amico got him with the punch game

Funny Quotes:

4:12 has definitely made me more popular – Swanson
Chinese lady – you want a receipt?– you think I am a machine?
Aren’t they the Riverside Rabbits? –Ja-Quan
Never Trust a Fart (Bucket List – Canada haha)
Why are wives so expensive? They’re worth it! (QUOTE OF THE YEAR!)
You’re the appendix of Christ – Wynne Lewis
I never ask how anyone is – They might tell me – Wynne Lewis
Welcome to Ministry! -Pastor Moore
“I pound all my waitresses” – Me (you need to know the context)
They keep Scooby doo in a cage – write your government – Mark D
“I Got THONGED! Everywhere I go – THONGED” -Anonymous
“I wanted to body slam the devil” – Faulk
Weaver, “Big things come from Texas – big meat!” (At the David Crowder Concert)
Duffy at Conference “I always thought I’d explain my argument logically and my wife would say, “I’m wrong, you’re right, lets have sex!”
Gesiel after the Giants won the Super Bowl – YEA IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING…NOTHING… 18-1!!!!
Zack, ‘I hated football in college, so I shanked a field goal!
Riley – “Piece of Crap”
Dr. Phil – Have enough sense as a cow, eat the hay, and spit the sticks
Me: How did you get a date to homecoming Nuzzo? Ryan Nuzzo: Why are you still single?